Stoners know the struggle—you’re vibing after a great sesh when an unexpected odor emergency hits. Whether it’s surprise guests, a smoky car, or that hoodie you forgot reeks of cannabis, there’s always a way to fix it fast. Here are the top five stoner odor emergencies and how to tackle them in no time.
1. Surprise Guests at the Door
You’ve just finished a sesh, and suddenly, your friends or family are at the door. No time to panic—grab Chronic Wipeout and spray the air and nearby fabrics. It instantly neutralizes cannabis odors, leaving your space fresh before they even step in.
2. Hotboxed Car Smells
Your car smells like a mobile smoke sesh, and now you’ve got errands to run or passengers to pick up. Open the windows, blast the vents, and spray Chronic Wipeout into the air and on your seats. It’ll tackle the smell in seconds.
Quick Fix: Don’t forget to spritz the vents while the AC is running.
3. That Hoodie You Can’t Stop Wearing
Your go-to hoodie is cozy, but it’s starting to smell like it’s been through too many seshes. Instead of throwing it in the laundry since you don't have time, spray it with Chronic Wipeout for a quick refresh that eliminates odors instantly.
4. Smoke-Stuck Couch
The couch is your favorite sesh spot, but it’s also a magnet for smoke smells. Chronic Wipeout works wonders on fabric. Give your cushions, throws, and pillows a spritz to bring your couch back to fresh in no time.
Quick Fix: Focus on areas where you usually sit or where smoke tends to settle.
5. Unexpected Close Encounters
Got a post-sesh hangout planned but no time to shower? Chronic Wipeout is safe for skin and hair. A light mist on your hands, clothes, and even your hair keeps you smelling clean and ready to go.
Your Odor Emergency Toolkit
No matter the situation, Chronic Wipeout has your back. It’s all-natural, non-toxic, and works instantly, so you can fix any odor emergency fast and stress-free.
Ready to handle any stoner odor emergency? Order Chronic Wipeout today and stay fresh, no matter what.